Five Stars in So Many Senses

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Five Stars in So Many Senses
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As punsubmitter George wrote: "In Soviet Russia, curry spice you!" I really have nothing better to add than that. - Matty Malaprop

A Marked Improvement, if You Ask Me

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A Marked Improvement, if You Ask Me
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I'd really love it if rottenray could help me paint my House. He clearly has a knack for color coordination. - Matty Malaprop

Reframe: Let's Crunch Through Your Problems Together

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Reframe: Let's Crunch Through Your Problems Together
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Maybe we should lay off him a bit, guys. No matter how much we pry, he's still telling us (empa)nada. - Matty Malaprop

And the Reframe Saga Reaches a New Cee Lo...

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And the Reframe Saga Reaches a New Cee Lo...
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It's like a juggalette, only slightly more attractive. But still thoroughly nightmare-inducing. - Matty Malaprop

It Always Is

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It Always Is
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Coincidentally he landed ass-up, meaning it was in fact a moon. - Matty Malaprop