I keep trying to come up with a pun related to doubloons, but I'm kind of drawing a blank. HALP PLS COMMENTERS? - Matty Malaprop

This just goes to show you; there truly is no rhyme or reason to pirate (c)law. - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

Seems accurate to me. Missing teeth and all. #biased - Matty Malaprop

Some have criticized the morality of such underground airwaves, but really I think we all know the FCC deserves a bit of pillaging and plundering... - Matty Malaprop

Given how advanced the technology behind R2 is, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he was quite proficient at piracy. - Matty Malaprop

We are very much alike, you and I. I and you. Potato. - Matty Malaprop

He's been known to mutincheese from time to time. - Matty Malaprop