Forget being on a boat, Flav's on a buoy. Like a boss.
Given how advanced the technology behind R2 is, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he was quite proficient at piracy. - Matty Malaprop
The Yaris: Pillage and Plunder to Your Environmentally-Conscious Heart's Content. - Matty Malaprop
Seems accurate to me. Missing teeth and all. #biased - Matty Malaprop
... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop
This just goes to show you; there truly is no rhyme or reason to pirate (c)law. - Matty Malaprop
I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?
... BUT WHY IS THE PUMICE GONE? - Matty Malaprop
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