Given how advanced the technology behind R2 is, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he was quite proficient at piracy. - Matty Malaprop
... BUT WHY IS THE PUMICE GONE? - Matty Malaprop
I keep trying to come up with a pun related to doubloons, but I'm kind of drawing a blank. HALP PLS COMMENTERS? - Matty Malaprop
Some have criticized the morality of such underground airwaves, but really I think we all know the FCC deserves a bit of pillaging and plundering... - Matty Malaprop
The Yaris: Pillage and Plunder to Your Environmentally-Conscious Heart's Content. - Matty Malaprop
Forget being on a boat, Flav's on a buoy. Like a boss.
This just goes to show you; there truly is no rhyme or reason to pirate (c)law. - Matty Malaprop
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