ARRR2-D2

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arr,double meaning,Hall of Fame,lego,literalism,Pirate,r2d2,sound,star wars
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Given how advanced the technology behind R2 is, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he was quite proficient at piracy. - Matty Malaprop

So THAT'S Why They Call it the Black Pearl...

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black pear,Hall of Fame,literalism,Pirate,pirates,Pirates of the Caribbean,pyrite,pyrites
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... BUT WHY IS THE PUMICE GONE? - Matty Malaprop

Not What I Meant Not What I Meant NOT WHAT I MEANT

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false expectations,misinterpretation,Pirate,literalism,booty,double meaning
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I keep trying to come up with a pun related to doubloons, but I'm kind of drawing a blank. HALP PLS COMMENTERS? - Matty Malaprop

Free Radio Blackbeard

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double meaning,literalism,Pirate,pirate radio,radio
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Some have criticized the morality of such underground airwaves, but really I think we all know the FCC deserves a bit of pillaging and plundering... - Matty Malaprop

Yarrrrr We Do

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answer,car,Hall of Fame,noise,Pirate,question,sound,yaris,yarrrrr
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The Yaris: Pillage and Plunder to Your Environmentally-Conscious Heart's Content. - Matty Malaprop

Yeah Buoy!!

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buoy,catchphrase,Chuck D,Fear of a Black Planet,Flavor Flav,Pirate,Public Enemy,yeah boy
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Forget being on a boat, Flav's on a buoy. Like a boss.

Call it a Mewtiny

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cat,out,one-eyed,me,similar sounding,Pirate,grumpy,meow
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This just goes to show you; there truly is no rhyme or reason to pirate (c)law. - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?