From the looks of it, I think he kinda wishes he would have too. - Matty Malaprop
Cheer up, emo kid.
Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop
Strange though, I always thought photographs were merely recapitulations of what was once live... - Matty Malaprop
And that was the day this man's brain was finally baroque by the Internet. - Matty Malaprop
Mortal Costumebat? Masqueradal Kombat? I don't know. This one doesn't really roll off the proverbial tongue. - Matty Malaprop
Curse you, military testing site! You've ruined one wholesome photo too many! - Matty Malaprop
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