I Kinda Wish He Would Have Drowned

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I Kinda Wish He Would Have Drowned
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From the looks of it, I think he kinda wishes he would have too. - Matty Malaprop

Cheer up, emo kid.

Stock Photo

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Stock Photo
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Strange though, I always thought photographs were merely recapitulations of what was once live... - Matty Malaprop

He's Going to Feel Like a Foul Ball in the Morning, I Reckon

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He's Going to Feel Like a Foul Ball in the Morning, I Reckon
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Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

THIS IS PHOTOBOMB.

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THIS IS PHOTOBOMB.
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Curse you, military testing site! You've ruined one wholesome photo too many! - Matty Malaprop

THIS. IS. PHOTOBOMB.

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THIS. IS. PHOTOBOMB.
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This totally brings new meaning to the phrase "dude, those are some bomb-ass photos you took!" It doesn't, however, make you sound like less of a tool for saying "bomb-ass." - Matty Malaprop

Check out another kind of photobomb over here!

Wally? When Did You Get Here?

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Wally? When Did You Get Here?
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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop