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By Mikau Kahn
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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

alcohol,ball,facebook,Photo,variations on a theme
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Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

Command,double meaning,edit,filter,knife,literalism,Photo,photoshop,sharpen
By A Person (Via: Cracked)
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Anyone know the hot keys for "dice?" I keep pressing Ctrl+D, but all it does is terminate my food... - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,literalism,livestock,Photo,recursion,recursive,shortening,stock,stock photo
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Strange though, I always thought photographs were merely recapitulations of what was once live... - Matty Malaprop

emo,emo kid,finding nemo,literalism,Photo,posing,similar sounding
By Unknown
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From the looks of it, I think he kinda wishes he would have too. - Matty Malaprop

Cheer up, emo kid.

bomb,film,juxtaposition,literalism,Photo,photobomb,this is photobomb
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This totally brings new meaning to the phrase "dude, those are some bomb-ass photos you took!" It doesn't, however, make you sound like less of a tool for saying "bomb-ass." - Matty Malaprop

Check out another kind of photobomb over here!

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