And that was the day this man's brain was finally baroque by the Internet. - Matty Malaprop

It's the schtick that keeps giving. - Matty Malaprop

Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

From the looks of it, I think he kinda wishes he would have too. - Matty Malaprop

Cheer up, emo kid.

Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

Curse you, military testing site! You've ruined one wholesome photo too many! - Matty Malaprop