EGGSACTLY MY POINT

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EGGSACTLY MY POINT
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It's a pun within a pun within a pun! EGGCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop

Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Lincolns...

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Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Lincolns...
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... so I put a Link on a Lincoln on your Lincoln so you can get your Link on while you drive your Lincoln with Lincoln! - Matty Malaprop

PONYCEPTION

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PONYCEPTION
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OMG U GUIZ IT'S A HORSE-DRAWN HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Okay fine so maybe it's not that funny but I still chuckled so screw all of you! - Matty Malaprop

NO THIS IS NOT DOG.

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NO THIS IS NOT DOG.
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You really couldn't ask for a better receptionist though. He always talks in a way that brings Joseph Gordon-Levitty to everyone's day! - Matty Malaprop

It's Sandwiches All the Way Down!

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It's Sandwiches All the Way Down!
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It's a with sandwiched in a sandwich made of sand... SANDWICHCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop