ICWUDT, Google

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ICWUDT, Google
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... and I appreciate the effort... but how about you leave the puncrafting to the professionals next time, alright? - Matty Malaprop

Do You Get It?

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Do You Get It?
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I see what you did there, crafty cucumber (zucchini?) carver. - Matty Malaprop

I Sea What You Did There, Bad Joke Eel

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I Sea What You Did There, Bad Joke Eel
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Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop

I Give This Joke a Sub-Zero Rating

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I Give This Joke a Sub-Zero Rating
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I don't think anyone can argue that the above is a bout between two cold-hearted killers. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT Optimistic Amputee

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ICWUDT Optimistic Amputee
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... unless of course you're not an amputee, in which case I feel like a big jerk and I'm sorry and I'm going to go kill myself now. - Matty Malaprop