... unless of course you're not an amputee, in which case I feel like a big jerk and I'm sorry and I'm going to go kill myself now. - Matty Malaprop
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I don't think anyone can argue that the above is a bout between two cold-hearted killers. - Matty Malaprop
HEYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. - Matty Malaprop
What he's trying to say is: She really is that ugly. - Matty Malaprop
I see what you did there, crafty cucumber (zucchini?) carver. - Matty Malaprop
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