I Sea What You Did There, Bad Joke Eel

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I Sea What You Did There, Bad Joke Eel
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Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT Mental Floss...

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ICWUDT Mental Floss...
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I GET IT AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GLOBE IS A THEATER IN LONDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that wasn't actually that funny... - Matty Malaprop

I Give This Joke a Sub-Zero Rating

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I Give This Joke a Sub-Zero Rating
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I don't think anyone can argue that the above is a bout between two cold-hearted killers. - Matty Malaprop

We Laughed! We Cried! We Were Ashamed!

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We Laughed! We Cried! We Were Ashamed!
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What he's trying to say is: She really is that ugly. - Matty Malaprop