I GET IT AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GLOBE IS A THEATER IN LONDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that wasn't actually that funny... - Matty Malaprop
I see what you did there, crafty cucumber (zucchini?) carver. - Matty Malaprop
... unless of course you're not an amputee, in which case I feel like a big jerk and I'm sorry and I'm going to go kill myself now. - Matty Malaprop
Awwwwwwww yeah. Do you see what I D'd there? - Matty Malaprop
Stupid joke is stupid... but also, KITTEHS! - Matty Malaprop
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