HEYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. - Matty Malaprop
That joke was truly off the chain. - Matty Malaprop
... and I appreciate the effort... but how about you leave the puncrafting to the professionals next time, alright? - Matty Malaprop
... unless of course you're not an amputee, in which case I feel like a big jerk and I'm sorry and I'm going to go kill myself now. - Matty Malaprop
I see what you did there, crafty cucumber (zucchini?) carver. - Matty Malaprop
I GET IT AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GLOBE IS A THEATER IN LONDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that wasn't actually that funny... - Matty Malaprop