His Ego Makes Him Blind

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double meaning,ego,Gravity,hot air,literalism,orbit,revolve,sun
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He thinks he's all that, but he's really just full of hot air. - Matty Malaprop

A Truly En-lightened Beverage

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anti,anti gravity,Gravity,homophone,illustration of concept,literalism,prefix,tea
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Sure, the fuddy duddies who buy high-end tea are notorious for putting on airs, but at least now they can be lighter than them! - Matty Malaprop

One of These Days, Stick Figures...

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comic,Gravity,Hall of Fame,literalism,lunatic,moon,situation,SO MANY PUNS,stick figures
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I'm pretty sure my life dream is to have someone around to high five me every single time I make a pun. But alas I have no friends... because I cannot stop making puns. FOREVER A GROAN. - Matty Malaprop

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