He thinks he's all that, but he's really just full of hot air. - Matty Malaprop
Sure, the fuddy duddies who buy high-end tea are notorious for putting on airs, but at least now they can be lighter than them! - Matty Malaprop
I'm pretty sure my life dream is to have someone around to high five me every single time I make a pun. But alas I have no friends... because I cannot stop making puns. FOREVER A GROAN. - Matty Malaprop
... does this mean Jobs died a virgin like Newton did? - Matty Malaprop
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