You Were SO CLOSE to Getting it Right...

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Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

Someone Needs to Shape Up

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Suicide Watch

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And Here I Thought We Were Gonna Strip Nickelback of Their 'Worst Band' Title

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So here's the thing. This is a möbius strip. This is a Mobius Band. DON'T GET IT TWISTED (LOL LIKE A MOBIUS STRIP IS) GUYS! - Matty Malaprop

Untitled

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Coming Soon: Flailblog.org

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We wanted to launch the site earlier, but do you have ANY idea how long it took to acquire a good backlog of Magikarp LoLz? - Matty Malaprop

Two Wrongs Don't Make a Writer

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