They Got the Ticker Headline Wrong!

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Clearly what they were trying to say was "SREAKING NEWB REPORTB: OSAMA SIN LADEN DEAD," right? - Matty Malaprop

Nice Use of Your Screenshot Program, Submitter

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... not to say that I'm going to go out of my way and find the video this screenshot comes from. Oh no. That would be far too easy. - Matty Malaprop

I'll Falcon Kick You in the FACE for Not Knowing How to Spell Falcon!

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... and then I'll falcon punch you, and falcon uppercut you and a whole manner of other falcon-related things, just because you added that stupid L. THIS IS YOUR FOLLY! - Matty Malaprop

Gettin' Real Serious Up in This House Right Now...

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CannonFodder, you seem a little burnt about SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent's correction. I'm sorry if he hurt ewe, but you just can't fawn over these kinds of things! - Matty Malaprop

Coming Soon: Flailblog.org

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We wanted to launch the site earlier, but do you have ANY idea how long it took to acquire a good backlog of Magikarp LoLz? - Matty Malaprop