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double meaning,FAIL,idiom,lighter,literalism,lolwut,match,no,zippo
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Try as he might, Match was unable to ignite any kind of interest from Lighter on their first -- and last -- date. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,FAIL,falcon kick,falcons,football,kicking,literalism,team
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... and then I'll falcon punch you, and falcon uppercut you and a whole manner of other falcon-related things, just because you added that stupid L. THIS IS YOUR FOLLY! - Matty Malaprop

funny fail image Canadian vitamin campaign wants to make sure you're getting enough D
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Yukon Health and Social Services is running a campaign to remind people to take their vitamin D. Might have wanted to give this a second read before printing them off, or at the very least let someone older than 13 sign off on the slogan. 

but not really,carl sagan,FAIL,Hall of Fame,homophones,sagan,saying,similar sounding
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If you're going to pun homophonically, then for the love of god you could at least use actual homophones! - Matty Malaprop

BS,difficulty,double meaning,FAIL,fox news,letters,literalism,news,switching,ticker
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Clearly what they were trying to say was "SREAKING NEWB REPORTB: OSAMA SIN LADEN DEAD," right? - Matty Malaprop

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