Command

Command,double meaning,hold your horses,holding,horses,joke,literalism,misinterpretation
By Unknown
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Is this some kind of sick joke? Why is it that everything I do just isn't quite good enough for you!? (crey) - Matty Malaprop

achilles,achilles heel,Command,dogs,double meaning,Hall of Fame,heel,literalism,name
Via: The Joy Cannon
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Let's just hope he learns to stay down before his owner's brother comes over to meet him, lest we risk seeing yet another fall of Troy. - Matty Malaprop

Command,double meaning,edit,filter,knife,literalism,Photo,photoshop,sharpen
By A Person (Via: Cracked)
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Anyone know the hot keys for "dice?" I keep pressing Ctrl+D, but all it does is terminate my food... - Matty Malaprop

idiom,bear,misinterpretation,homophones,Command,bare
Via: Million Fish
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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

Command,double meaning,draw,literalism,sword,swords
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In an old-fashioned duel, he whose blade is sharpiest always wins. - Matty Malaprop

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