WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?

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WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?
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Is this some kind of sick joke? Why is it that everything I do just isn't quite good enough for you!? (crey) - Matty Malaprop

I'm Very Siri-us About What You Must Do

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I'm Very Siri-us About What You Must Do
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Who is your father, iKnow. And about your force powers, iMconfident. - Matty Malaprop

I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies

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I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies
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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Your Computer Just Needs New Legs?

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Maybe Your Computer Just Needs New Legs?
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Windows is like a box of chocolates. I'll let you figure out precisely what that means. - Matty Malaprop

That's One Trick This Dog Can't Be Taught

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That's One Trick This Dog Can't Be Taught
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Let's just hope he learns to stay down before his owner's brother comes over to meet him, lest we risk seeing yet another fall of Troy. - Matty Malaprop