I'm also not partial to puns that are this overbearingly self-aware... but hey, sometimes you just gotta nod and smile and every wink wink life throws you. - Matty Malaprop
Let's just hope he learns to stay down before his owner's brother comes over to meet him, lest we risk seeing yet another fall of Troy. - Matty Malaprop
Windows is like a box of chocolates. I'll let you figure out precisely what that means. - Matty Malaprop
Because getting through that asteroid belt in level two requires a lot of hay feverish button mashing. - Matty Malaprop
... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop
Well at least his natural response to your command wasn't simply to bend over... - Matty Malaprop
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