And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

Windows is like a box of chocolates. I'll let you figure out precisely what that means. - Matty Malaprop

... do you... do you C what I did there? - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope he learns to stay down before his owner's brother comes over to meet him, lest we risk seeing yet another fall of Troy. - Matty Malaprop

Are you kidn-ey with this pun? - Matty Malaprop

Who is your father, iKnow. And about your force powers, iMconfident. - Matty Malaprop

Because getting through that asteroid belt in level two requires a lot of hay feverish button mashing. - Matty Malaprop