On Your Marker, Get Set, Go!

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On Your Marker, Get Set, Go!
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In an old-fashioned duel, he whose blade is sharpiest always wins. - Matty Malaprop

I Always Knew Football Was a Thinking Man's Game

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I Always Knew Football Was a Thinking Man's Game
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Well at least his natural response to your command wasn't simply to bend over... - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Your Computer Just Needs New Legs?

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Maybe Your Computer Just Needs New Legs?
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Windows is like a box of chocolates. I'll let you figure out precisely what that means. - Matty Malaprop