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Command double meaning draw literalism sword swords - 4707276288
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In an old-fashioned duel, he whose blade is sharpiest always wins. - Matty Malaprop

Command copy copypasta double meaning get it literalism overbearing Paste toothpaste - 5097691904
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I'm also not partial to puns that are this overbearingly self-aware... but hey, sometimes you just gotta nod and smile and every wink wink life throws you. - Matty Malaprop

idiom bear misinterpretation homophones Command bare - 7121646848
Via: Million Fish
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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

Forrest Gump OS run windows Command double meaning - 7105526528
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Windows is like a box of chocolates. I'll let you figure out precisely what that means. - Matty Malaprop

Command fatality finish them Mortal Kombat Photo photobomb prefix - 4718112768
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Mortal Costumebat? Masqueradal Kombat? I don't know. This one doesn't really roll off the proverbial tongue. - Matty Malaprop