Press Z or R Twice!

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Press Z or R Twice!
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Because getting through that asteroid belt in level two requires a lot of hay feverish button mashing. - Matty Malaprop

Next Step: Ctrl+X

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Next Step: Ctrl+X
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Anyone know the hot keys for "dice?" I keep pressing Ctrl+D, but all it does is terminate my food... - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Your Computer Just Needs New Legs?

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Maybe Your Computer Just Needs New Legs?
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Windows is like a box of chocolates. I'll let you figure out precisely what that means. - Matty Malaprop

I'm More Partial to Copypasta

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I'm More Partial to Copypasta
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I'm also not partial to puns that are this overbearingly self-aware... but hey, sometimes you just gotta nod and smile and every wink wink life throws you. - Matty Malaprop