Command

Command,double meaning,draw,literalism,sword,swords
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In an old-fashioned duel, he whose blade is sharpiest always wins. - Matty Malaprop

Command,copy,copypasta,double meaning,get it,literalism,overbearing,Paste,toothpaste
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I'm also not partial to puns that are this overbearingly self-aware... but hey, sometimes you just gotta nod and smile and every wink wink life throws you. - Matty Malaprop

achilles,achilles heel,Command,dogs,double meaning,Hall of Fame,heel,literalism,name
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Let's just hope he learns to stay down before his owner's brother comes over to meet him, lest we risk seeing yet another fall of Troy. - Matty Malaprop

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