I Honestly Don't Know Which One I'd Prefer

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idiom,bear,misinterpretation,homophones,Command,bare
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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Very Siri-us About What You Must Do

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Command,force,Hall of Fame,iphone 4s,luke skywalker,quote,siri,star wars,use the force,yoda
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Who is your father, iKnow. And about your force powers, iMconfident. - Matty Malaprop

I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies

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browser,cat,Command,computer,copy,copycat,copying,double meaning,internet,literalism,option,right click
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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Your Computer Just Needs New Legs?

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Forrest Gump,OS,run,windows,Command,double meaning
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Windows is like a box of chocolates. I'll let you figure out precisely what that means. - Matty Malaprop