Because getting through that asteroid belt in level two requires a lot of hay feverish button mashing. - Matty Malaprop
Anyone know the hot keys for "dice?" I keep pressing Ctrl+D, but all it does is terminate my food... - Matty Malaprop
Windows is like a box of chocolates. I'll let you figure out precisely what that means. - Matty Malaprop
I'm also not partial to puns that are this overbearingly self-aware... but hey, sometimes you just gotta nod and smile and every wink wink life throws you. - Matty Malaprop
... do you... do you C what I did there? - Matty Malaprop
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