I'm More Partial to Copypasta

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I'm More Partial to Copypasta
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I'm also not partial to puns that are this overbearingly self-aware... but hey, sometimes you just gotta nod and smile and every wink wink life throws you. - Matty Malaprop

That's One Trick This Dog Can't Be Taught

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That's One Trick This Dog Can't Be Taught
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Let's just hope he learns to stay down before his owner's brother comes over to meet him, lest we risk seeing yet another fall of Troy. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Your Computer Just Needs New Legs?

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Maybe Your Computer Just Needs New Legs?
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Windows is like a box of chocolates. I'll let you figure out precisely what that means. - Matty Malaprop

Press Z or R Twice!

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Press Z or R Twice!
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Because getting through that asteroid belt in level two requires a lot of hay feverish button mashing. - Matty Malaprop

I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies

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I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies
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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

I Always Knew Football Was a Thinking Man's Game

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I Always Knew Football Was a Thinking Man's Game
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Well at least his natural response to your command wasn't simply to bend over... - Matty Malaprop