And to think, all he wanted to do was help that poor kid pass his test... - Matty Malaprop

I'm pretty sure their relationship won't last long; Magnesium's lifestyle is way outside of Oxygen's usual element. - Matty Malaprop

It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

Is there a "10-Second Puns #1?" UNCLEAR. I DIDN'T DO ANY RESEARCH ABOUT IT BECAUSE I'M VERY LAZY. - Matty Malaprop

And I thought what you did to Lin was bad enough... but the evilness of these jokes... I mean, c'Amon!! - Matty Malaprop