That's Very Inconsiderate of You

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That's Very Inconsiderate of You
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And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop

This Brochure Appears to be in Mint Condition!

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This Brochure Appears to be in Mint Condition!
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I'm not sure about how all of you feel, but this joke is just gold in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

They're Also an Unjustifiable Expense

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They're Also an Unjustifiable Expense
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No, seriously, it costs the U.S. money to make pennies.

... so that obviously means we all need to go crazy right this instant, right? - Matty Malaprop

Here's Hoping He Figures Out How to Cash in on His Latest Acquisition

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Here's Hoping He Figures Out How to Cash in on His Latest Acquisition
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Maybe you just need some cents knoxed into you in order to figure out how it functions? - Matty Malaprop