I'm serious; if you keep making terrible Potterpuns, I'm not going to hesitate in showing you the Dumbledore. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe it's because you always lead with point Felicia on your Marvel team? - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

The only question I have here is: Will Antonio Banderas be voicing both of these darlings, or just one? - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand obligatory. - Matty Malaprop