... more like ASS-TO-ASS!! - Matty Malaprop
Or maybe Rachmaninoff? I do love me some Rachmaninoff... - Matty Malaprop
Okay, we get it, you're all idiot savants with basically infinite talent and creativity. Give it a rest, you guys. - Matty Malaprop
Seems fitting for a man with fingers as acrobatic as Bach's. - Matty Malaprop
In terms of clever promotions, I'm certain this one's going to become an instant classic. - Matty Malaprop
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