Musicians, Amirite?

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Musicians, Amirite?
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Okay, we get it, you're all idiot savants with basically infinite talent and creativity. Give it a rest, you guys. - Matty Malaprop

Can I Be Liszt Then?

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Can I Be Liszt Then?
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Or maybe Rachmaninoff? I do love me some Rachmaninoff... - Matty Malaprop

Gymnastics and Fugue

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Gymnastics and Fugue
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Seems fitting for a man with fingers as acrobatic as Bach's. - Matty Malaprop

What a Classic(al) Jackson Five Track!

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What a Classic(al) Jackson Five Track!
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I'mma just say it: Johann Sebastian Jackson still sounds WAY BETTER than freakin' Jermajesty Jackson. - Matty Malaprop

Advertising Done Right

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Advertising Done Right
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In terms of clever promotions, I'm certain this one's going to become an instant classic. - Matty Malaprop