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By John P
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But so help me god if you're a pedestrian and you so much as put a finger on this vehicle-designated watch... - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Here's a fun game: All of you awesome users should make visual versions of these puns and send them to me! And then we can display them on THIS VERY SITE in all of their punny glory! Any takers? - Matty Malaprop

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Via Punblr
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I'm just gonna let the Tumblrverse sum up this one for me: "Reduces high blood pressure so your heart can go on." - Matty Malaprop