He knew following his orders was the correct thing to do, but boy oh boy was he sEeyore in the mornin'! - Matty Malaprop
This is an outrage! How are people of average and below-average heights supposed to see this sign without squinting now!? - Matty Malaprop
Looks like a great movie.
Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop
Red: The Story of One Painter's Grief and Suffering
You Can't Celebrate Independence Without Shooting Hot Dogs ...
Should I Press the Button?
The Girl With the Fire/Flying Tattoo
"They Built This Country, Now They're Trying to Destroy It!"
A Clever Knockoff of Similar to Resembling...
Ganondorf's Sword Taunt is Meaningless!
That Quantum May Just Be Baja Blast
America Officially Challenges Japan to a Robot Duel
Okay, Can Somebody Tell the Green Screen Guy to Cover Up ...
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