Rebound Relationships

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Rebound Relationships
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Well, what do you have to say for yourself, dude? The ball is in your court now. - Matty Malaprop

Hilariously Stupid Pun FTW

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Hilariously Stupid Pun FTW
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You get it? Because, like, his face is elongated, and stuff. - Matty Malaprop

Pleated Jeans Punimals

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Pleated Jeans Punimals
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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

A Horse With No Name

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A Horse With No Name
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It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop