This Week's Prize Fight: Tyson Ursus Bearhands

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This Week's Prize Fight: Tyson Ursus Bearhands
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Mike Tyson ain't the only fighter who's liable to bite off your ears... - Matty Malaprop

I Can't Decide Which I Like Better

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I Can't Decide Which I Like Better
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Perhaps the only thing better would be a bear with a grill and Bear Grylls grilling bear meat at a grilling festival? - Matty Malaprop

Medicine is Quite the Spicy Occupation

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Medicine is Quite the Spicy Occupation
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I hear he had a hell of time getting through med school. Can you imagine how difficult surgery is when everyone's sneezing all the time? - Matty Malaprop