When You're Nice Everyone Thinks You're Cute

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Saturday Nut Fever

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Dude Looks Totally Coconuts

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I have nothing against the mentally insane, but I really don't think there's a chance in hell that he and I could ever be fronds. - Matty Malaprop

You Can Find it in a Club Near You

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No, E. L. James, I do NOT ever ever ever want to lick your lollipop. - Matty Malaprop

They're Also an Unjustifiable Expense

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No, seriously, it costs the U.S. money to make pennies.

... so that obviously means we all need to go crazy right this instant, right? - Matty Malaprop

Bovine Hairstyles Require a Full Night's Rest

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That's So Reagan

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A logical posthumous role for the world's favorite actor-cum-president to take, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

That's so Pundit Kitchen.