You Don't Say?

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Today on self-evident science theater... - Matty Malaprop

Talk about a SMILF

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Oh dear god. Smurf cuckolding. IT'S IN MY BRAIN AND IT DOESN'T WANT TO GO AWAY! - Matty Malaprop

Bass, Bass it Up!

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Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop

His Weight Might Prove Tabby a Problem if You Aren't Careful...

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You really ought to put him on a stricter diet. You wouldn't want him developing heart pulpitations, after all!