I Feel Like This Conversation Has Maybe Been TRUNKated...

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Look at these two, lumbering their way through a totally insignificant birch-fest.

... sorry, that was terrible AND non-sensical. I just don't know that many tree-related puns... :( - Matty Malaprop

That's What You Get When You're Stuck At the End of the Loin

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And this after all his talk of always being a head of the crowd when it comes to being on time. So disappointing! - Matty Malaprop

Draw Yourself a Bath

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If you're going to be forever alone, at least your bath bubbles can keep you company this way! - Matty Malaprop