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By fraxyl
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I mean, fir real, man? That's the way you talk to the ladies in your life? Willow be damned... - Matty Malaprop

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It's cruel, sure, but it's still not the harshest sentence. That would be Helvetica Punishment. - Matty Malaprop

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By Sern and Ben
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I mean, do you have any idea how much it costs to order a custom herring-sized spiked collar!? - Matty Malaprop