Party Cat Knows How to Have a Good Time

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I'm sure this isn't a meme, and I'm sure if it was it wouldn't be called party cat, but I'm feeling uncreative today and the only kind of acid in my system is gastric SO SCREW IT I DON'T EVEN CARE. - Matty Malaprop

A Real Breadwinner

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Just don't ask her how much she makes. She always gets a little rye about equality in the workplace. - Matty Malaprop

What a Lovely Sight

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Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop

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