I don't know why, but it's always the most deadpan comedy I find the funniest. - Matty Malaprop
Purple didn't do so hot either, but I don't see you calling him out on his failing grade! I think you're overallist, teach! - Matty Malaprop
It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop
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