Better Late Than Never

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But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop

Iron Maiden

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Their music is true metal, flat-out. - Matty Malaprop

Proof That Good Music ALWAYS Makes Everything Better

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This post is destined to become an instant classic, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

This Joke is Sew Punny!

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This piece of clothing wanted nothing to do with the whole unfortunate situation and the way it happened to unravel, but really it was in a position where it was darned if it did and darned if it didn't. - Matty Malaprop