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Not a good combination of coordination and occupation.

But that's okay, because revenge is a dish best served freezing cold! Take that you bikini-clad, sunkissed bastards! Feel our refrigerated wrath!

In this latest edition of Lie Witness News, Jimmy Kimmel sent his crew to Hollywood Boulevard, where fans were gathered to catch a glimpse of Justin Timberlake, and ask them what they thought of JT's performance at the Emmys on Sunday.

Now, you'd think people who would take time out of their day to go and see a celebrity might know quite a bit about said celebrity.

Nope.

... Oh, and by the way, Justin Timberlake didn't actually perform at the Emmys.

Wonder no more, innocent bystander. Wonder no more.

Only '90s LOOOOOSERS will get this!

A guy at King's College London can actually use the force. Does he use it to gain wisdom? To become a super soldier? To hold dominion over humanity?

Nope. He uses it to screw with people in elevators.

The ghost of Alfred Hitchcock is feeling rather proud right now.