Remember when this comic was funny and you were also 12? Neither do I. - Matty Malaprop

It's brilliant, really. An advice animal meme, without an advice animal, using the background from the wrong advice animal if you're to presume the animal it could be sourced from. It's the anti-meme! - Matty Malaprop

Hawaiians are pragmatic and now how to cook up some delicious memorandums from it, but it's just trash for the rest of us, really. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster dbfnq says: "So I made the first pun that came to my head, and it just so happened to be..."

He asked us: "Be ye pale ales?" And we said: "Nay! We are but cornish (ROCK!)!" - Matty Malaprop

My hat's off to you for this one, Trollbek. - Matty Malaprop

And for that matter, what about cantankeroustrees? Tenacioustrees? Do you just hate all things arboreal, or just pleasant ones in particular? - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, dam them all to shell! - Matty Malaprop