There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop

Damn shame. I'm far more fond of half-and-half in my morning cup of joe. - Matty Malaprop

Let us all judge not by the color of skin, but by the proper grooming thereof. - Matty Malaprop

"I have decided to stick to 'Power Stone 2...' 'Soul Calibur' is too great a burden to bear." - Matty Malaprop

Because venti cappuccinos are just silly. SILLY I SAY! - Matty Malaprop

Man must have had a helluva time with mirrors if that was his life's M.O., amirite? - Matty Malaprop

... George Lucas predicted the rise of Kobe Bryant? That's more of an accomplishment than Episodes I, II and III COMBINED! - Matty Malaprop