Seems like age hit the poor man like a hurricane. - Matty Malaprop

This pun make me terribly nostalgic, given that my childhood was full of both "Looney Tunes" and life-crippling acne. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster micathesewell says: "The frantic marble munching movie! Ages 4 and up!"

Looks to me like they put the "g" in both Gluttony AND G-Rated! - Matty Malaprop

Today on self-evident science theater... - Matty Malaprop

I wasn't aware that this was a common turn of phrase, but maybe that's just a display of my impish vernacular. - Matty Malaprop

You're going around jacking other people's Ed Hardy swag? That's some serious bullsh*t, Wolf-homie. - Matty Malaprop

Purple racism is the worst racism. - Matty Malaprop