If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me Gladys and GLaDOS might be one and the same... - Matty Malaprop

So it's kind of like conveyor belt sushi but with a less appealing schtick? I guess I'm okay with that...

Try the veal, etc. - Matty Malaprop

His departure from his family was bound to happen eventually. I mean, his natural home is on the range, after all. - Matty Malaprop

Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop

Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop