Actually, I'm Pretty Sure That's a Gymnast

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Actually, I'm Pretty Sure That's a Gymnast
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I can tell by the leotard and also by the perfect form she's demonstrating with that flip. - Matty Malaprop

Starfish is No Stranger to Being Oysteracized...

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Starfish is No Stranger to Being Oysteracized...
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This. This is precisely why poor Starfish clams up at every big get-together he attends. - Matty Malaprop

It's Also Quite a Workout!

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It's Also Quite a Workout!
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One might even say it's like holding the weight of a mother's world on her shoulders. - Matty Malaprop

You Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?

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You Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?
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Now I'll never be able to think of the Man with the Yellow Hat the same way ever again... - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC-ish: Let's Get Ready to... Bamboo?

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SMP CLASSIC-ish: Let's Get Ready to... Bamboo?
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I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop

Pooh Puns

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Pooh Puns
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How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop

The Leaves Want No Part of it Either!

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The Leaves Want No Part of it Either!
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And the parts don't want to be tied up in it either! And the ties don't want to be embroiled themselves! And the broiler resents its inclusion in the whole affair also! And the affair was between Bobby Brown and someone else and well that's just creepy to even think about. - Matty Malaprop