I can tell by the leotard and also by the perfect form she's demonstrating with that flip. - Matty Malaprop

This. This is precisely why poor Starfish clams up at every big get-together he attends. - Matty Malaprop

One might even say it's like holding the weight of a mother's world on her shoulders. - Matty Malaprop

Now I'll never be able to think of the Man with the Yellow Hat the same way ever again... - Matty Malaprop

I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop

How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop

And the parts don't want to be tied up in it either! And the ties don't want to be embroiled themselves! And the broiler resents its inclusion in the whole affair also! And the affair was between Bobby Brown and someone else and well that's just creepy to even think about. - Matty Malaprop