Err'body, Air Bud... I see what you did there, presumably intoxicated shooper. - Matty Malaprop

Though his beats were considered by many to be completely sick, DJ Salinger's career was ultimately self-dismantled after numerous accusations of him being a "phony" started to affect his creative process. - Matty Malaprop

If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me Gladys and GLaDOS might be one and the same... - Matty Malaprop

So it's kind of like conveyor belt sushi but with a less appealing schtick? I guess I'm okay with that...

Try the veal, etc. - Matty Malaprop

His departure from his family was bound to happen eventually. I mean, his natural home is on the range, after all. - Matty Malaprop