His departure from his family was bound to happen eventually. I mean, his natural home is on the range, after all. - Matty Malaprop

Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop

Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop

Jerry does all his own stunts, and Tom adds his own soundtracks. It's a match made in animated heaven! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, I suppose you could always just try going to a bank, but that just seems so obvious... - Matty Malaprop

Twihards scream for Twilight. I'd rather they be screaming in fear of being attacked by Ghostface. #JustSaying - Matty Malaprop

... but it seemed like such a fun idea at the time! - Matty Malaprop