The Beatles: Rock 'n' roll prophets or prophets for the end of days? - Matty Malaprop

This is as close as I'm going to get to the whole Kony 2012 debacle. And even then, it's only because I'm hungry and this dog looks like f*ing magic to my stomach right now. - Matty Malaprop

My sixth sense is presently indicating that I should run the hell away from you... - Matty Malaprop

Too late, I already did! - Matty Malaprop

I just fear my responses may be difficult for you to swallow... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, that's what he's gonna do to you the second you give him an opportunity... - Matty Malaprop

"And you know what's the worst part of it, Doc? The worst of it is I save that sniveling little brat every other day it seems, and I've yet to even see a single milkbone for my troubles!" - Matty Malaprop