Oh Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaa DAMNIT! And here I thought I was finally going to be able to unlock Luigi... - Matty Malaprop

Two beloved butts to Trey and Matt jokes, together in one fanfare-laden film! - Matty Malaprop

The Beatles: Rock 'n' roll prophets or prophets for the end of days? - Matty Malaprop

This is as close as I'm going to get to the whole Kony 2012 debacle. And even then, it's only because I'm hungry and this dog looks like f*ing magic to my stomach right now. - Matty Malaprop

My sixth sense is presently indicating that I should run the hell away from you... - Matty Malaprop

Too late, I already did! - Matty Malaprop

I just fear my responses may be difficult for you to swallow... - Matty Malaprop