First time he opens his mouth about a white whale, I'm jacking a lifeboat and rowing the hell out of here. - Matty Malaprop

TL;DR: Marsh is most definitely on the bog rag again. - Matty Malaprop

... everyday I'm sataying? - Matty Malaprop

Err'body, Air Bud... I see what you did there, presumably intoxicated shooper. - Matty Malaprop

Though his beats were considered by many to be completely sick, DJ Salinger's career was ultimately self-dismantled after numerous accusations of him being a "phony" started to affect his creative process. - Matty Malaprop

If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me Gladys and GLaDOS might be one and the same... - Matty Malaprop