I'm not sure what that would give you, but I imagine it would hurt your gluteus to the maximus. - Matty Malaprop

Moar Facebook foibles over here!

Coincidentally he landed ass-up, meaning it was in fact a moon. - Matty Malaprop

Bob Dolan did u jst sing ARF. - Maty Malprp Pls

A logical posthumous role for the world's favorite actor-cum-president to take, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

That's so Pundit Kitchen.

... but only because CPS deemed him unfit for planethood. - Matty Malaprop

It does make hiding in a pile of laundry a fair bit easier, though! - Matty Malaprop

It's always accepting new deposits, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop