If you ask me, this pun proves once and for all that boxing is most definitely a three-dimensional sport. - Matty Malaprop
If you ask me, this pun proves once and for all that boxing is most definitely a three-dimensional sport. - Matty Malaprop
Suzanne Collins may have written the novels, but these headlines really just write themselves. - Matty Malaprop
Thank you, trashy tabloid, for giving me my favorite headline of the year. - Matty Malaprop
Seems to me like his boner was... unbreakable. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH- - Matty Malaprop
Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. - Matty Malaprop
His prognoses were always spot on for his clients, though he never once thought that he too might be in danger. Grover's disease strikes suddenly. It's tragic. - Matty Malaprop