You Gotta Hand it to the Sphere for Always Bouncing Back, Though

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If you ask me, this pun proves once and for all that boxing is most definitely a three-dimensional sport. - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Myriad News Outlets

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Suzanne Collins may have written the novels, but these headlines really just write themselves. - Matty Malaprop

THOSE PUMPS WERE FAST AS LIGHTNING

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Thank you, trashy tabloid, for giving me my favorite headline of the year. - Matty Malaprop

He Made You Some Hotdogs, But He Eated Them

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He Made You Some Hotdogs, But He Eated Them
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Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar goggies over here!

Dr. Grover, PunHD

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Dr. Grover, PunHD
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His prognoses were always spot on for his clients, though he never once thought that he too might be in danger. Grover's disease strikes suddenly. It's tragic. - Matty Malaprop

Moar Muppet madness over here!