Your son may not be able to think creatively, but at least you know he can understand basic instructions. - Matty Malaprop

Pssk, kids these days. I bet this girl never even knew the days when Pluto was a planet. - Matty Malaprop

GPOY me in da club. All the ladies be wanting my nuts, but I'm a really really tough cache. - Matty Malaprop

Preferably a puppy? Oh how I would just LOVE it if you had a puppy! - Matty Malaprop

Cute pink trimming you got there, though! - Matty Malaprop

I'd say this song was intergalactic AND planetary, but then I'm pretty sure the Beastie Boys' label would attempt to sue my network. - Matty Malaprop

Looks to me like Barbie finally got some tail! - Matty Malaprop