Talk about a man with fists of fusilli! - Matty Malaprop
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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop
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That top hat really just screams deku-l, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
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Obviously the pastor's name is Harold, and the deceased's is Maude. - Matty Malaprop
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When inspiration calls, a true artist has no choice but to heed its words. - Matty Malaprop
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Have you herd Ludacow's latest single? It's totally bovine! - Matty Malaprop
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On this lovely holiday, let us all take a moment to marvel at the astonishing craftsmanship that went into making these eggs... and then add our critiques about how Jesus's hands are missing stake-holes and etc. - Matty Malaprop
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