The odds are especially rigged against the hare here given that the tortoise has "you are home" tattooed inside his shell, "Memento"-style. - Matty Malaprop

Strange though, I didn't think camouflage was precisely a "skill" that needed practicing... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, orange you a little worried that we're rushing into things to quickly? - Matty Malaprop

I'm quite certain if I could s-pear just a few minutes of my precious time, I could come up with a batch of puns far supearior to this one. - Matty Malaprop

What if I told you the Jews weren't real, Neo? - Matty Malaprop

Nothing beats a steaming heap of starch-filled waffles in the morning, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

My only complaint is the unflattering way in which they tend to turn your ears purple with every wear. - Matty Malaprop