And his wife's name is Gianna Normus-Nockurs. - Matty Malaprop

... or maybe they're just allergic to daisies. Either way. - Matty Malaprop

Say what you will, but at least you know they aren't pigs! - Matty Malaprop

On second thought, let us not watch that adult movie. It is a silly film. - Matty Malaprop

The facepalm felt from a groaner hurts. The facepalm felt from a groaner-gone-unnoticed hurts more than anything else in the world. - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, sorry, I jest. But no seriously, you find it a divider strainer? - Matty Malaprop

"What America Needs From A to Zinc" is a pretty compelling campaign slogan, IMO. - Matty Malaprop