A logical posthumous role for the world's favorite actor-cum-president to take, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

That's so Pundit Kitchen.

... but only because CPS deemed him unfit for planethood. - Matty Malaprop

It does make hiding in a pile of laundry a fair bit easier, though! - Matty Malaprop

It's always accepting new deposits, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

A stunning documentary that proves once and for all that there's always money in the banana stand. - Matty Malaprop

Good luck fitting this accessory in your closet, though. - Matty Malaprop

Jesus throws a crazy good party. You really have to be there to understand. - Matty Malaprop