I wasn't aware that this was a common turn of phrase, but maybe that's just a display of my impish vernacular. - Matty Malaprop

You're going around jacking other people's Ed Hardy swag? That's some serious bullsh*t, Wolf-homie. - Matty Malaprop

Purple racism is the worst racism. - Matty Malaprop

It's really more a cubby if you ask me... maybe it's just meant to store his pirate track jacket? - Matty Malaprop

Don't worry junior, you're not alone in this. My dad's always zombie-esque before he gets his morning coffee in him too. - Matty Malaprop

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, that vinyl-on-tire sound! So avant-garde! - Matty Malaprop

When it comes to punmaking, all things Star Trek-related are forever wetsuitable. - Matty Malaprop