I'm sorry, Punmasters. The Bronies made me post this. I'm deeply ashamed and am now off to commit seppuku. - Matty Malaprop

He's quite the catch, wouldn't you say? - Matty Malaprop

A single space makes all the difference, you know... - Matty Malaprop

And the award for creepiest children's song ever STILL goes to... - Matty Malaprop

Not bad. I mean, I didn't peony myself laughing or anything, but he did do a pretty dandelion job. - Matty Malaprop

The way he sublimates his flow is just so liquid! It's such a gas to behold! - Matty Malaprop

Moar music wins and fails over here!

... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop