Parenting: no matter how hard I try, it will always be what my Instagram reels return to. I'm totally cool with it, though! There's nothing more entertaining to me as a 24-year-old without children than a mom posting about how her kids have “different personalities” when they go to their dads house because he allows them to eat red dyes.

That should be enough

Everybody got the receipts these days.

Enjoy them while you can

Oooh that's the stuff

I think it's the other way around

The memes are the real winners.

She has a point

My fridge is an extension of me

Enjoy the show

Maybe say, "thank you" instead

It ain't easy

Working woes

Bravo 6... going dark

Get these back on the mothership

"I don't want an unattractive child"