Going to the doctor can be incredibly un-fun. You have to get poked and prodded by a total stranger, all while divulging way too specific details about your life. No thank you. When I was a kid, I hated going to the doctor and got so worked up that I threw up on my pediatrician every time I went. I wasn't even going to the doctor for nausea related reasons, my doctor just had such bad vibes, I had to throw up in his direction. Sure, going to the doctor sucks, but is it more fun to be the doctor…

Poor Flounder

A worthy pursuit

If you’re a Batman fan, you’ve had no shortage of content to sink your nerdy little teeth into. Comics, television shows, innumerable movie reboots, video games, pretty much any other form of media you could imagine. An inescapable media franchise? Sure, that sounds like a nightmare for most people, but I have no qualms. We live in a society, after all. Yeah, the DC Universe isn’t top dog compared to the Marvel Cinematic Univers e, but it’s impossible to name a single MCU superhero with as much…

Delusion central

Ouch

The path is blocked, you must find another way

Whether you're an introvert or an extrovert mostly comes down to the ways in which you recharge that social battery. Extroverts (who really seem to get a bad rap) tend to feel energized and replenished by simply being around other people, whereas introverts are more likely to feel drained and exhausted in social situations. While introverts don't necessarily hate large gatherings or talking to people, they do need a little extra alone time to feel like themselves. That's why while some of my fr…

As promised

*Surprised Pikachu face*

Imagine waking up, ready to start the day, but realizing that your eyes simply aren't working. Pretty terrifying, isn't it? While going blind overnight might sound ridiculous, the truth is that it's 100% possible - and can be brought on by something as simple as stress or wearing a necktie. In this new animated video from Cracked, a woman who woke up blind (thanks to acute glaucoma) shares her story.

Where does a meme end and a tweet begin? Can tweets be memes? Can a trend that originated on Twitter transcend to become something beyond what mere memes can encapsulate? These are questions that I simply can't and won't answer. Just because I'm here does not make me a confident meme expert. I am just a dum-dum whose brain is fueled by exorbitant amounts of Diet Mountain Dew at press time. The one thing I do know is that I am not going to quit Twitter . I've been on that godforsaken website sin…

Happy day!

You know the Ninja Turtles, right? Those sneaker-snapping, belt-biting boys – with real breakdancin’ action! Who fight crime with karate, often with weapons – one time with sausages – but always with pure, uncut 80’s surfer ‘tude coursing through their surprisingly pronounced veins. Okay but did you know about the crass joke they made on Oprah? Well, if not, you're in luck. This... is Canonball.

Bad roommates. It’s almost a right of passage to be stuck with a person you disdain. Whether it’s your first roommate in your dorm or a random dude subleasing a room in your home, you’ve undoubtedly experienced the titular bad roommate. What justifies someone as a bad roommate? Is it general uncleanliness? An unfriendly attitude? Making as much noise as humanly possible throughout the night? Stealing from you? That’s the beauty of it, terrible roommates can express any given number of awful tra…

Plus, Joe Biden confirms Dark Brandon.