Can't stop, won't stop

Don't wake mom!

Ah, to be old-er.

Totally believable

There's this idea that sometimes goes around that everything needs to be fresh and new. But it's simply untrue. There are many things that are actually better with a little age on them. Playing cards, for example. When they're too slippery, they're hard to shuffle, which makes the card game more difficult. Wine is a classic example, and a dry-aged steak is arguably better than any piece of fresh meat to come off of a cow. The best, most pungent, and most expensive cheese are the ones sitting in…

Plus, two acting greats in the poll of a lifetime.

Not me Googling, "Is it unmanly to cry while watching the Connor McGregor Netflix documentary?"

Babysitting kids can go two very different ways. Either the kids are totally cool, or they are absolute monsters that cannot be tamed. I was lucky that the kids I looked after were rad as hell when I was a teenage babysitter. Their parents were never too controlling, telling me that we could only do boring educational activities with the kids. I had the distinct pleasure of babysitting kids who were not toddlers, which definitely made my experience more enjoyable. Unfortunately, not everybody i…

Aren't these memes swell?

Working at a restaurant is kind of bad for your health. I've seen both front of house and back of house people succumb to alcoholism, drug addiction, burnout and dark depression. I've experienced some of these ails as well. Unfortunately, working a high-paced and high-stress job kind of goes along with those pitfalls. But for all the glaring problems with restaurant work , the industry can help people develop much-needed empathy and compassion. Servers, bartenders, and even broke line cooks are…

Roll for memes

Does she have no shame?

Best tattoo ever

Learning languages is hard, especially if you're not getting the whole immersion experience. I feel your pain for those of us who have spent hours in a classroom trying desperately to understand what the teacher is saying in French or Spanish . Some lucky people have caught the language-learning bug, whether it be through traveling, Duolingo, or even growing up in a multilingual household, and I love that for them. As a former college student with a linguistics minor, I loved how linguistics as…

We've all seen climactic marriage objection scenes in Hollywood movies— Shrek, The Graduate, The Princess Bride, Wedding Crashers— the list goes on. But has anyone actually witnessed a legit marriage objection in the middle of a wedding ceremony IRL? Apparently, a lot of people have! And some of their stories are totally bonkers. Someone recently asked redditors to share the juicy details about marriage objections they witnessed, and the replies do not disappoint. Keep scrolling for a handful o…

Happy Friday, meme freaks and time-wasters. It's officially the end of the workweek for office drones like us, and boy, did Monday through Thursday feel like an eternity. The grinding. The thanklessness. The crappy lunches and the complete lack of energy upon arriving home. Fortunately, for other 9-5ers like us, memes have got our backs. Instead of pretending to work for the last few hours of the day, or forcing yourself to go to happy hour, why not scroll through these perfect acceptable memes…