Dirty move

There are too many

Well, this is awkward.

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Happy Monday, fools. Today we're gathering to celebrate the enigmatic and oft-misunderstood world of clowns in the most delightful way possible: through memes. How else would a site called Memebase show appreciation? Now, you might be wondering, "Why on earth would anyone want to look at clown memes? They're creepy and give me nightmares!" And trust us, you're not alone in that sentiment. Deep-rooted fear of clowns, also known as coulrophobia, is actually pretty common. If it wasn't, maybe It w…

I was a bit of a whiner as a kid. I am outing myself. That said, my mother wasn't the most engaging parent. She sat at the same chair every day, chainsmoking and drinking Lipton tea while filling out her logic problem books that she bought at the stationery store. While I was a very imaginative (morbid, even) child, there were times when not even my own brain could keep me entertained. And it wasn't like I could turn on the TV. That wasn't allowed. So I'd whine to my mother that I was bored. “I…

It can be tough to have smart parents. My father studied organic chemistry, and when it came time for me to study it in high school, I thought he'd be able to help me out. I was wrong. When I didn't understand a concept, my father would grow frustrated, exasperated, and even straight-up aggressive. It made me feel like he thought I was stupid, and was absolutely counter-productive. He never tried to help me with chemistry again. While it may be frustrating to help your kid understand concepts t…

Not too many spoilers

Everybody has had a bad haircut at some point in their lives. My worst hair moment was when I stuck gum behind my ear because I wanted to emulate my idol, Violet Beauregarde, from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory . Naturally, the gum got stuck in my hair, and I didn't tell anybody. Why would I? If my mom or grandma found out I got gum stuck in my hair, they'd be super bummed out. I took matters into my own hands and decided to cut out the gum myself. I'm 98% sure that my grandma noticed wh…

Summer is officially here, and you know what that means? It's time to chow down on a hot dog at a 4th of July barbeque. Every American city has a very different idea of what a hot dog should be. I'm mostly talking about New York and Chicago because those cities will let you know when you're eating a hot dog wrong. Chicago citizens, particularly, hate it when you put ketchup on your hot dog. They see it as an insult to their city, culture, and way of life. There is a terrifying statue of a menac…

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Laughter is medicine for the soul

It's our duty

Sometimes the only way to make a job less miserable is to turn it into a game for yourself, or to have a little bit of harmless fun with customers. That's exactly what one redditor did at their McDonald's job, and the customers loved them for it. Sounds like a win-win for both employee and patron, right? Well, that's not how management saw it. Instead of praising their employee for being such a big hit with customers, the boss demanded that the employee follow the official corporate script to a…

Is there a gaping chasm within you that's yearning to be filled? An insatiable hunger that gnaws at your insides, demanding satisfaction? If your proverbial stomach is grumbling for some fun, well, we might just have the cure. You see, the entertainment that you seek is not far from your grasp – in fact, it's quite close if we're talking about this enormous heap of freshly pilfered memes. These freshly stolen memes come from the farthest corners of the Internet, and have been compiled purely fo…

When it comes to workplace etiquette, there are certain things were are just not supposed to be doing online. For example, hitting up a free cam site or looking at thirst traps. While we may enjoy such activities in the comforts of our home, it's not really kosher to go there in the office or on the work computer. And honestly, being on the job isn't the most arousing activity. Sometimes, however, we do like to indulge in some dirty humor, and the best way that's even somewhat acceptable is mem…