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Yzma is out here getting crunk with Kronk

So embarrassing

Need a vacation

Alakazam!

He just described my summer plans

Happy Monday morning, meme lovers and jokesters ! It's that special time of the week when we're all miserable and need a little something to improve it. Luckily, we're here to give you just that! Hating Mondays is a trite sentiment at this point, but everybody wouldn't be saying it if it wasn't true. The start of the week isn't very fun. The whiplash between a beautiful Sunday evening and a terrible Monday morning office entry is tremendously rough. So even if it's a cliché and the catchphrase…

We've all worked jobs we had a particular distaste for, a place we dreaded stepping foot in, a manager's call we were apprehensive about getting. OP was working at a pizza place at the ripe old age of 18, earning $8.50 an hour, dealing with customers who were an absolute nightmare, and answering to a boss who should never have gotten a management role, to begin with. One night, a homeless man named Ricky entered the pizza store when OP was on shift, asking OP if there were any leftover pizzas t…

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I'm curious about the rise of “no gift” parties for children. I'm sure they existed when I was a kid, but I did not participate in that sort of thing

Oregon has quite a reputation amongst the citizens of the other 49 states. For some of us, it reminds us of the mid-1800s, when pioneers trod across the western United States in search of a better life in Oregon on the titular trail. Whether they found a better life there than in Missouri or whatever remains to be seen. For others, we might think of Oregon as the home of the infamous city of Portland. I've spent more time watching Portlandia than I would care to admit on a public platform, but…

Karens have been around long before we labeled them as Karens. A lot of boomers don't like the Karen label (usually because they display some Karen tendencies themselves), but boomers can't deny that the term Karen serves a specific and useful linguistic function. There didn't use to be a concise word to describe an entitled, impatient, cruel, boomer white woman who drives everyone up the wall. The absolute worst thing about Karens is the self-centeredness they seem to all possess. They perceiv…

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When I say 'let's hang out at the pool', this is what I mean

A special place

The most understated way to laugh