I couldn't find skinny jeans tight enough and with tears of anguish, decided they were too mainstream anyway. Now I cover my legs in plastic wrap and paint them black.
I went to a hipster party wearing my tightest jeans. Only, everyone had switched to wearing actual tights.
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