Like an Animal Shelter, But Douchier

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Protip: When Choosing a Profile Pic for OKCupid, Make Sure It Doesn't Involve Knives

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"No Gold Diggers, Please"

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Lolololololololol 69 Amirite?

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Well, She's Technically Older Than Him. Technically...

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Well That Escalated Quickly!

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I Would Be Your Friend Forever"

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Lolololololololol 69 Amirite?

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Looking for My Juggalette

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He's a Hot Commodity

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That Face Corroborates His Claim

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If M'Lady Would Be So Kind as to Give Me a Chance

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He's a Real Smooth Talker

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Cutting Straight to the Chase

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That's the Best Message?

Via Kitmhairi

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I'll Save the Day!

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