Shoplifting and Social Media Bragging Really Don't Mix

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Shoplifting and Social Media Bragging Really Don't Mix
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Yep, after this shoplifter stole a dress she proceeded to show off the same merchandise in her Facebook photos, leading to her arrest. Smooth move! Check out the full story here:

So, How in the World Did This Painter Get His Dude-Bits Stuck in a Pipe for Two Whole Days?

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So, How in the World Did This Painter Get His Dude-Bits Stuck in a Pipe for Two Whole Days?
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According to Lan Tien, "It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioning unit. Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result." One might use this as a teaching moment to talk about the safety of one's tally-whacker in the open air, but all we're left wondering is just HOW your jingle-jank can "fall" into an open pipe.

These are the mysteries of life, people.

Live Newscast Hijacked By Guy Demanding Real News Instead of News About Miley Cyrus

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Dan Lee, of Channel 8 News, was doing a live TV broadcast about a potential traffic jam related to Miley Cyrus visiting town when a man got into the studio and on camera demanded the newscaster broadcast "real news," such as information about the military-industrial complex.

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